Every minute of every day.


When was the last time you wanted to be a sandwich?

Always.

When was the last time you read your notebook?

Daily....part of the job.


When was the last time you turned down a roll in the hay (if ever)?

Last night.

When was the last time you wanted a roll in the hay but couldn't have it?

Now! Bloody weather. Bloody polar bear of a bf. ;-)

When was the last time you annoyed the neighbors?

With Supermom next door, probably daily.

When was the last time you received a special, surprise gift from a friend?

Every morning.

When was the last time you were at a high sexual tension level?

Right now, and I need some relief.

When was the last time you made an offer?

About a half hour ago.

When was the last time you made supper for a special guest?

Saturday night.

When was the last time you were surprised by someone not wearing anything underneath?

Sunday morning.

When was the last time you needed a sentry?

Sunday morning.

When was the last time you flashed someone?

Early Sunday morning or anytime I can.

When was the last time you were fondled?

Earlier tonight.

When was the last time you *wanted* to be fondled?

Every minute of the day.

When was the last time you were eatten?