I'm not getting tired.

I wish I was at work.

I don't like weekends

I'm not looking forward to going out tonight at all!

It didn't end up being a very good day.

I don't miss coffee!!

how many lies are we allowed to tell?
 

i'm a virgin. i'm very unattractive. i hate performing fellatio and i am terrible at it...at least thats what my ex said. the same goes for kissing. i think masturbation is a sin. anal sex is even worse....

haha i think ill save some for later.

I'm not suddenly intrigued by Smile Beautiful.

I don't need to clean out my garage.

I'm ready to go back to work today.

I think I'll give up retirement and start a whole new career.

Tess I'm not intrigued by women period.

It wasn't fun trying out my new telescope last night.

I'm not jealous of someone's new telescope.