I don't have the stereo turned waaaaaaaaaay up!

I'n not going to go to bed early this evening.

I'm going to go off my diet and eat a gallon of chocolate chip icecream.

I stripped at a friends bachelorette party and ended up on a porn site.

I would never work too much

Boy I'm glad to be home from Niagara.

I don't need a coffee

Teenagers are fun!

I always adore my teenager and support her right to live in a pig sty.

I love how fast money can disappear. :(

i am so happy that i can paint a whole house in 2 weeks and the crash shop has taken 8 weeks to paint my car

The longer a business meeting is, the better!

I don't like parks very much.

I wish I put in more time at the office.