If that's British for porno...I'm there! :D

Dang! That's my secret uncovered! :D .

Oh great...now I'm envisioning you sitting there with your "secret" uncovered. :hot:

lol - you must have really good eyesight then - how can you tell what I've got uncovered all the way from the US? *blushes* ;)

Damn liar Mom turned out to be, huh?

She told me I'd go blind! :D

I'm craving some lovely yummy Chinese food. :slurp:

/me prepares ^^^ a healthy portion of wok-fok-yu. :D

at least you didn't offer the poo poo platter:yikes:
:roflmao:

Well...




That explains why she decided to get Indian food. :roflmao:

If only the cook hadn't been Chief Wampum Willy ... or was that Chef? :(



Or was that Willy Wampum and the Lettumfok factory? :confused:

a new wardrobe

This one baffles me but I'm craving shrimp. I really don't like seafood and only eat shrimp maybe once every ............ um, every...... ah...... probably ten years or so. But right now I'm wanting shrimp. :shrug:

some frequent flier miles :D

I think he ^^ was subliminally influenced by our chat :D

Who am I to disagree with a lady as sweet and intelligent as that? :shrug:


Right now I'm sort of craving the fried chicken that my mom used to make pretty much every Sunday for dinner when I was a kid. Oh and her mashed potatoes and gravy. :faint:

I'm a pretty good cook but I can never get it to come out quite like she did. :(

a margarita

beef gyoza and some soju screwdrivers

a sexy Michael Kors straw bag :p

And Italian hotdog LOL

FOr the heartburn to stop. I shoulda known better than Chipotle

peace and comfort and a whole bunch of other things for my parents.

I could use some Spring weather.

To be done with my pricing midterm

Meatloaf sounds really good to me for some reason. Maybe with some kind of cheesy potatoes and green beans.

A couple'a more aspirin for this damn shoulder.

Some breakfast.

Something gooey and cheesy.

Wanna share my taters that I'm going to have with the meatloaf? :D

Some real peace and quiet

Not really sure it's a craving but I'm wanting something, anything, that I can eat that won't upset my stomach. So far today mint tea is the only thing that will stay down. :mad:

Ginger Ale^^^^^

kebabs

Ice cream, although I'm too full to eat anything

Velveeta salsa dip with a big bag of Tostitos. I usually have that every year while watching the Daytona 500. I'm thinking that isn't happening today though.

Someone to rub my tummy :(

To be in the Bay Area rubbing osuche's tummy. :faint:

Long John Silver's chicken





Of course, rubbing osuche's tummy still sounds pretty good too. ;)

to be perfect for just a moment

But you were, if I can nominate the moment.

You sir, are a charmer.