I store my tension in my shoulders, but my lower back gets more of a workout.

Herbal tea or herbal incense?

Herbal tea

Snug or loose clothing?

loose clothing


cookies or cake?

toughie, but choose cake

satin or silk ?

tough call - both? LOL

apple pie or peach pie

Apple all the way.

Apple pie: alimode or whip cream?

plain....why ruin the flavour?

cheese cake or tiramisu?

cheese cake

fantasy or reality?

both - first fantasy, then reality

hard or soft core porn

hard

true friends or just acquaintance?

just acquaintance

Prefer to give or receive gifts

Love to give!!



Simpsons or Family Guy?

Damn, ya gotta love 'em both..........Homer, I guess.




Maggie or Lisa?

maggie....

barney or moe?

barney

Bratwurst or pork chops

Brat...if it's a proper WI one, boiled in beer and cooked over hot coals.

straps or sleeves? (really, I'm trying to figure out what to wear tonight ;) )

Sleeves...it's chilly here.

:D

Pajamas or birthday suit?

PJ's now. Frost warning.

ignore house work and read, or wax the kitchen floor?

reading Holes by Louis Sachar right now.


go out to dinner or cook?

Yesterday, I took my wife out ... and we had lunch out again today. Probably will eat at home tonight. :)

Fly kites or sail model sailboats?

kites....

cum in mouth or pussy?

both are so nice, can we consider the answer as only temporary, soon to be replaced by the other option? :D Okay, pussy first.

Morning or evening sex?

both

hotel or beach sex?

Would love to try beach sex with my wife, but we're probably too chicken to really do it. At least on any big beach. We have made love by a lake in Michigan and loved that. Glad the mosquitoes weren't out, though. :D :D

Ice water or lemonade?

Ice water. I prefer diet drinks.


Late night snack or early breakfast?

cashews...but LOVE em both


kayak or canoe?

Boogieboard


Skiing or Showboarding?

snowboarding (although I've never done it ... it looks like fun)

weather channel or local station weather?

local station weather...have to wait for what I want on the weather channel


hot tub or jacuzzi

hot tub.....then jacuzzi

mtv or VH1?

Skirt...on someone other than me of course.


sex book or sex toy

sex toy (I can use it for a gift :D)

Kleenex or paper towel?

kleenex - it's softer....

pickles or cucumbers

pickles


lipstick or lipgloss?

Mascara


perfume or oil?