guilty...it's so easy sometimes



You would like to do something naughty and just a tad bt dangerous.

Hmmmmm, got any ideas?

<--- hope it doesn't involve a stun gun! :eek:


You consider yourself conservative in the bedroom.

False, or, at least, I hope I'm not.

You've tried something new with food play recently.

Not Guilty...We don't do food play. Well, except for that time with the chocolate sauce. Unless you count the hot dog I made for Lixy?

You keep a diary.

I've been keeping track on my online work calendar of events lately. Does that count?

Your hair gets frizzy.

not guilty

hair gets flat.....

If its dirty


You need to wash your car.

More like I need to clean the interior. It's a mess in there.

You need to develop better posture

my mother would say guilty :rolleyes:

You like to sing in the shower.

Not guilty

You often stand in the shower for more than 30 minutes at a time

Not Guilty...I've got kids. And a wife that knows I like to masturbate.

You think showers are best when they're scalding hot.

VERY guilty

The only time your back gets scrubbed is if someone else does it for you. ;)

guilty - I try but I'm not limber enough

I try to take vacation days just to renergize

Lately, yes

I think sometimes that thoughts sometimes pop up unexpectetly sometimes.

Guilty

Got to mow the lawn today. :(