The bad news is that 95% of all statistic are meaningless. The other 10% are erroneous.

The good news is that knowing that ^^^^ lets you avoid putting too much trust in predictions.

The bad news is, I knew you were going to say that.

:D

The good news is that I made your guess correct. :)

The bad news is, if everything is predictable, then the universe is fixed.

The good news is that not everything is predictable. There's still hope for the unanticipated to happen.

The bad news is, what you don't know can bite you in the ass.

The good news is that the biting may in fact end up being sexy squeezing by that special someone.

The bad news is your partner may not be into kink.

True. Maybe for good news the "biting" could be redefined and "massaging" which would make much more desirable by most.

The bad news is the masseuse might be terrible at massage.

True, but if it ended up that he/she was really good ... the good news is that the results could be fantastic.

The bad news that "massage" could turn out to be a honey trap.

Do you think that might happen?

The bad news it, it doesn't matter what I think: it already happens.

The good news is we enjoy your thoughts.

The bad news is, sometimes thoughts in general are so incoherent, nobody can make sense of them.

The good news is that sometimes they aren't worth making sense of them.

The bad news is, sometimes, it's too hot to think.

The good news is that when it is to hot there is always air-conditioning.

The bad news is that sometimes air conditioners fail. :(

The good news is, we live in a technologically developed country, and you can get ice from the convenience store.

The bad news is that unless you have an inflatable pool to catch the water runoff.

The good news is that even fans can help keep you cool.

The bad news is sometimes you have to use so many to stay cool. You can't hear over them.

The good news is, the opposing team can't hear over the roar of the hometown fans.

The bad news is if the opposing team is winning there isn't much home team roar.

The good news is, there's always the next game.

The bad news is this is the last game of the season. :(

The good news is, if there were the quiet offseason.

The bad news is sometimes there is no offseason.

The good news is, you can retire.

The bad news is that I can't ... I'm already retired. :(

Is it good news if you retire from being retired?

The bad news would be that would mean going back to work! :yikes:

The good news is, if The Who are right, then you know what to expect.

But what if they're wrong? :yikes:

The good news is, you would then expect something else.

The bad news is that expectations often aren't met. :(

The good news is, sometimes our negative expectations aren't met, either.