Have done that

Would you ever play nude twister?

Yes dear, come right here to Daddy.

Would you ever trade for a piece of chocolate?

Probably not. There are *some* things in life even better than chocolate. ;)

Would you ever trade a house chore for sex?

What would you like done?

Would you forget the chores?

With the right motivation, certainly.

Would you ever get busy and forget a meal?

Done that!

Would you ever forget everything but the moment?

Yes, I hope.

Would you ever not follow your doctor's orders?

Just for a while.

Would you ever have a nude pool party?

I might. You never know.

Would you ever call in sick to stay with your kids?

Done that, but invite me for the pool party, will ya'?

Would you ever indulge in group sex?

Yes...just give me the chance!

Would you ever leave your children with a neighbor in an emergency?

Done that, but not for group sex.

Would you leave with me in an emergency...oooops, would you leave them with me in an emergency?

Yes. I know you are a good father and a good person.

Would you ever meet someone at the airport to take them away for a weekend of wild sex?

That would be very tempting...

Would you ever turn in someone you knew for drugs or other illegal activity?