Should we go hunt her down?

What kind of bait should we use?

Would a wiggling penis work?

You're not thinking of using me, are you?

Are you available to be used?

What if I can't run fast enough to get away?

And won't my day-glo orange toenails make me easier to spot?

Don't you want to be caught?

Doesn't she want to catch him?

Don't you think she does?

Who are we talking about?

And why?

don't you know I've got my hands full stalking . . . following Diva?

Do you think I could find time to stalk WildIrish, too?

Do you think we could get them to move closer together to make my stalking easier?

And don't you know that when I'm not here it's because I'm working?