Hopefully ... the scheduled sex orgy party isn't all guys.


Wasn't it too early for ...

Wasn't it too early for ... making out, the theatre lights haven't dimmed yet?

Is that a pistol in your pocket ...

Is that a pistol in your pocket, or were you stealing candy bars from the 7-11 again.

We had to drain the pool because......

We had to drain the pool because...a Baby Ruth settled to the bottom like in Caddyshack.

We love to go swimming ...

we love to go swimmin with bow legged women.its hotter than

It's hotter than ... ice cream.

When I hear Bolero I ...

When I hear Bolero I ... grab my muchacha and dance the night away, senor.


The ringing of the bell's announced the ...

The ringing of the bell's announced the start of a new day.

he came, he saw, he.....

he came, he saw, he.....cleaned it up.

When it came time ...

When it came time..for the honeymoon, the bride left with the bestman. ( He had better assets)

When she has you by the balls...

When she has you by the balls...be polite. :)

There's nothing I like more than ...

There's nothing I like more than ... having sex in the morning....unless it's having sex in the afternoon....but then again nighttime sex is FANTASTIC.


Look before you ...

Look before you.. leap over that fence with the pit bull on the other side.

Don't tell me no just because.....

Don't tell me no just because.....you don't like me, close your eyes and imagine it's someone else. :)

Standing knee-deep in water ...

standing knee deep in water-- fishing in the river ,through the window

Through the window ... I could see the two making passionate love.

From the foot of the bed ...

From the foot of the bed.. I held the camera steady.


The doorbell rang....

The doorbell rang..............and there stood a naked man.




When I got up from the floor..........

When I got up from the floor, I realized that I was invisable.

Being invisable means that now I can finally...........

Being invisable means that now I can finally...not worry about what to wear. :D

Having a woody ...

Having a woody...he pulled up the Pixies site.

Having pulled up the Pixies site......

Having pulled up the Pixies site......I pulled down my pants.


My fingers just seem to ...

My fingers just seem to head down to my cock

Looking at the pictures.....

Looking at the pictures.....can definitely get a rise outta me.


Sexual encounters are ...

Sexual encounters are ... enounters of the best kind. :)

I wish I had a dime ....

I wish I had a dime..for everytime I was at Pixie's place.


Then I could spent it on....

Then I could spend it on....a trip to meet all the fine pixie ladies.


I perv, therefore ...

I perv, therefore ... I stroke.

Do we have any ...

Do we have any..pop rocks?

Pop Rocks are good for......

Pop Rocks are good for......would be mom rocks. :D

The way to a man's heart ...

The way to a man's heart... is to cut through the sternum and pry apart the rib cage.

Drinking too much coffee is ...

Drinking too much coffee is ... an early morning ritual.

Having a jelly donut is ...

Having a jelly donut is ...something i haven't done in a long time.

in season fresh fruit is

in season fresh fruit is an aphrodisiac for me.;)



I forgot to.......

I forgot to.......mention that it's time for us to trip the light fantastic.


Tonight I want ...

to hear from my baby, but I guess I will have to wait for tomorrow now

I listen for.....

I listen for ... the ragged breathing announcing her orgasm.


When I grow up, ...

When I grow up, - wait a sex - I don't want to grow up

four score and seven years ago

Four score and seven years...(well, maybe not “years”) ago our founders brought forth on this Internet a new website, conceived in sex and dedicated to the proposition that all Pixes are created to perv to their utmost.


Hoping for the best but fearing the worst, he ...

Hoping for the best but fearing the worst, he picked up the phone.



A life without sex...