(holding his hands out in front of himself) I WOULD, I WOULD! :D :D

Would you ever secretly hope for a strip search?

Oh, you're not talking about the one I was offered in chat, are you? :D

Hmmmmm, probably not.

Would you ever wear a child's party hat *outside* of the party?

Yep. Mostly because I forgot it was on.

Would you ever kiss and tell?

No.

Would you ever take time off, just because your boss was driving you nuts?

Have many times.

Would you ever drive miles for a smile?

In reference to Renee Zellweger and our man Jerry, I'd drive miles for just a "hello."

Would you ever plan scenarios with a special person in your head, in the hopes that they'd come true?

I've done that many times. Usually, get-a-ways with my wife. Once in a while they've even came true :D ... but not always :(.

Would you ever make reservations at a "fantasy motel?"

I might. :)

Would you ever snack instead of eating dinner?

I have ... I shouldn't, but I have.

Would you ever "celebrate" something bad happening to someone else?

No not really.

Would you ever be fed grapes?

I haven't yet had the opportunity.

Would you ever help a friend of a friend?

I have, and depending on the help needed, I'd do it again.. gotta keep the circle of friendship going 'round..

would you ever go skydiving ?

Nope. Too bothered by heights to step out of a perfectly good airplane. :)

Would you ever walk across a railway bridge?

yes, matter of fact, used to get wasted sometimes on one near Boston University.. quit the practice after a close call with a train. lol

would you drink day-old coffee?

fuck no...coffee snob


Would you ever chew someone elses gum?