You're so sneaky. :D

The person below me needs a haircut.

aye .......that is me........but I am still lettting it grow

the person below me needs help warming up

Definitely--it's awfully cold here.

The person below me is waiting for the Easter Bunny.

I do, you want to volunteer to thaw me out?

The person below me is sleepy

me and I really could use a turn at being below you ;)

the person below me is thinking about a trans Atlantic trip

Gosh, me again. A business trip is in the pipeline....watch out America!!

The person below me has sexual fantasies involving fruit

Mmmm yep, definitely!

A lotta fun can be had with fruit. :)

The person below me wants to do something VERY kinky with ChanServ..

CasperTG

He's so *mysterious.* What a turn on! ;)

The person below me is *also* addicted to smut games.

Do I need to book myself into a clinic for counselling or should I just take myself in hand?

The person below me loves to feel sensual

Honey, when you find the "cure," don't tell me, okay?

And I *definitely* love to feel sensual.

The person below me eats his or her five servings of fruits and vegetables daily.

Easily, along with anything else that I can get on my plate ~lol~
I've just finished a mandarin and an apricot ~mm mm~

The person below me always tries to duck out of doing the dishes

Yep! Oh yep! Always the last to get to the table (so i don't have to help cook or serve) and always the first to leave!

The person below me is a very picky eater!

CasperTG

Well...much, much better than I used to be...but no food can touch any other food, okay? Give me one of those divided plates, please.

The person below me is left-handed.

Well no, but I do pull left handed sometimes, like sleeping with a stranger.

The person below me is scrambled

...only from lack of sleep.

The person below me called his or her mother today.