Do my two mutts count? ;)

The person below me loves to cook!

I love to cook... lotsa butter, a la Last Tango

The person below me just had sex with the offensive line of the Green Bay Packers... or was it the Dallas Cowboy's Cheerleaders.... In any event, "Go for 2"!

Oh that has to be me..........:p
what a dream;)

the person below me is a smart ass with a cute ass

Smartass I proudly admit to, cute ass....I've been told it resemble's JLo's...is that cute?

The person below me has tried cooking a new recipe lately?

just got finished playing in the kitchen.........making salad dressing for a catering gig.

the person below me doesn't mind being a guinea pig

...at least in the bedroom...I'll try most anything once. ;)

The person below me collects something.

Yes, scale model die-cast metal cars. 1/18th scale. Love em'!

The person below me is having a bite to eat.

oh yeah............... tacos ,
the person below me has a crush on the pillsbury dough boy.

How can you resist something so soft and cuddly?

The person below me went to the grocery today.

had to buy some pillsbury products after that!

THe person below me IS soft and cuddly! (but almost definitely not the pillsbury dough boy.. at least not most of the time)

(Poking his tummy) Okay, that'll work. :)

The person below me likes to sing.

You know it, babe. :)

The person below me is a morning person.

Yep. Anyone sitting here at 5:45 AM on a Monday has to be. :D

The person below me is especially happy right now!

Well pry my ass with a popcicle stick...I am in a good mood

The person below me has already gotten off today

It was about 2 am the last time so that qualifies :p

the person below me is in the mood for something spicy