:rofl: ^^^

Ya ever had one of them days where the littlest thing really irks ya....yep, today is the day

Trying to get the clan to tidy up cause i wanna bomb the house, flea bomb that is, is like pulling teeth and i'm about over that!!

Go to make coffee, someone put an empty milk bottle back in the fridge!

Thought later, gee i might have a bowl of ice cream, get it outta the freezer, iz got a container, but no ice cream!!

Of course no one done it. Rest assured if i find the fairy that keeps coming in and doing shit, i'm gonna shoot the fucker!!

ROFL :rofl:

So Oz is where he went, eh? :confused:
That's not a fairy Sharni, he's a cat burglar . That fellow use to sneak into our house every night and do the same sort of things. Annoying bastard he is. :hair: We named him Ishkabibel. No matter how secured the house was, every time you asked for a missing thing or fond something where it REALLY didn't belong, nobody in my family knew anything about it. It happened so often we figured the only answer was someone was sneaking in at night and doing the deed. He really is just a smart-ass and not a thief. We always eventually found the missing item. I think he just likes to be around kids as he stopped coming around as they moved out. If you catch him, please adjust his sense of humor. :gb:

Fang, if you're shooting the bugger, do it with a slug gun. That way you have to shoot him lots before he dies.

Padlocks is what the turd is gonna get faced with this week!!! slug gun is lookin good...REAL good!!

Ishkabibel gets around! He used to frequent a house in Maryland. :mad:

We called him Mr. Nobody from this poem-

Mr. Nobody
Mr. Nobody
By Anonymous Anonymous
I know a funny little man,
As quiet as a mouse,
Who does the mischief that is done
In everybody’s house!
There’s no one ever sees his face,
And yet we all agree
That every plate we break was cracked
By Mr. Nobody.


’Tis he who always tears out books,
Who leaves the door ajar,
He pulls the buttons from our shirts,
And scatters pins afar;
That squeaking door will always squeak,
For prithee, don’t you see,
We leave the oiling to be done
By Mr. Nobody.


The finger marks upon the door
By none of us are made;
We never leave the blinds unclosed,
To let the curtains fade.
The ink we never spill; the boots
That lying round you see
Are not our boots,—they all belong
To Mr. Nobody.

I think Ishkabibel is Nobody's cousin. :nod:

We always called it "Not Me," from the Family Circus.

Going to breakfast this morning with some fellow retirees and then my wife and I are joining two other couples for lunch. Busy day at the restaurants. :)

Can't sleep. Still up.

Hmmmm ... 2:30 is about the time I woke up.

:mad: Shame on you for sleeping until daylight.

The Washington Capitals beat the New York Rangers in overtime last night, to take game 1 of their series. Game two tomorrow.

I redid my First Aid / CPR certificate today.

I'm out of date on my First Aid now.

My daughter made snickerdoodles lst night. :)

Your daughter's doodles can snicker? That would be an impressive artist you have.

Are you snickering at jseal's daughter's doodles?

That's some kind of howdy doodly.

Oak trees are having sex again. Yes, Im allergic to oak pollen.

DB,

I'm watching the final John Nettles episode of Midsomer.

I think I broke one of the hangers on the exhaust of my current every day car. I have to jack it up and find out for sure.

Caps took game two last night, in a shutout. Two more games to go.

Don't you hate it when you go to check your bank accounts and the sites are down?

It's worse when you check your bank accounts and your balances are down.

Wait...what's this? I thought "down" was the only direction they ever went. :huh:

It's a trend, not a certainty. LOL.

:thumbs: Love that whole series! :thumbs:

Doesn't it always get you a bit how one little county made up of these cute little villages can have so many murders (and rather clever villians, too). It's like Cabot Cove in the Murder, She Wrote series.

:D

There's a stink now over the lack of representation of "minor races". In a series based on the bizarre homocidal habits of AngloSaxon up-country folk.

It would have been like mandating a population realistic ethnic mix on the Cosby Show.

In American culture it seems that it's perfectly okay for everyone to be biased based on race or religion with the exception of WASP's. WASP's are required to tolerate and be understanding of everyone and everything in the entire world. Illegal immigrants and political refugees seem to think this more than most.


(I'm not trying to start anything this just happens to be a trend I have noticed in my surrounding community and on the news when I deign to watch such negative stupidity on my television. I do apologize if I offend.)

Nup. :shrug:

Not in most of our murders. :rofl:

Its hard to check in to Pixies when you share a room with your daughter.

It could be worse: you could share a boyfriend with your daughter (ewewewewew!)

Rangers took game three from the Capitals , on a garbage goal from a lucky bounce.

Garbage goals count, too. Final 3-2. Game 4 Wednesday.

Ordered meself a new 160 GB refurb iPod tonight...tired of maxing out the sad little 60 GB and having to make tough choices about what to dump. Tough problems, I know. :rolleyes2

Picked up a $5 DVD called Commanche Moon and watched two of the three parts last night. It was a really good show. Guess it was part of (or sequel to) the old Lonesome Dove series.

He's here.

I'm seriously pumped for Monday afternoon. I found a guy with lots of ranchero parts including a transmission all for 200. It doesn't get much luckier than that.

I got word that my PayPal dispute, to the tune of almost $400, was settled in my favor. I've been dealing with this stupid vendor since the end of February.

Please say it wasn't an eBay issue and it took 2 months to settle. :wish: