No, Im too much of a chicken.

Would you ever laugh in the face of danger?

Perhaps a little nervous laughter.

Would you ever confess your sins to a friend?

Only my best friend.

Would you ever fantasize about someone elses S/O?

Yes. Without a doubt. Have done so and will continue to do so until the desires are satisfied. I might be bringing them to the grave with me, but I shall not give up. As Daniel Day Lewis said in Last of the Mohicans (his hottest role, according to my wife) "Stay alive. I will find you." Phew, it got warm in here.


Would you let your S/O know about it?

No...he'd kill me...LOL

Would you ever make the first move?

Probably not. I'm a chicken.

Would you ever not scream "shit" when you stub your toe?

Nope..I prefer *Fuck Sakes* ..lol


Would you ever take your SO out for a date, just because?

Yup, but we don't do it often enough.

Would you ever pour your S/O a bubble bath?

awwwww I would.. my parents still go on dates and have once a week all my life.. i think it's so sweet.

Would you ever run to your local grocery store in your pajamas because your friend asked for pillsbury dough boy frozen cookie dough at 1am?

No..cause nothing is open here at that time....

Would you ever call a taxi to deliver you a case of beer after hours?

No, because two bottles would be enough to get me drunk.

Would you ever show us your face?

You've seen it before.. :p

Would you ever flush twice?

hehe ;)

If necessary I do.

Would you ever stop playing Smut games?

Never....


Would you ever come visit me in Canada?

I'm not sure I'm allowed out of the country. ha ha

Would you meet me at the border and hold my hand through the fence?

Better yet..I'd suck you through the fence..HA HA

Would you ever let me?? LOL

<------ shivers ha ha

I wonder if my semen is allowed to leave the country. ha ha


Would you ever shoe a bug out the door instead of crushing it?

I don't think so - I have incredible urges to kill bugs!

Would anyone ever sit on a block of ice naked?

I don't think so. I shivered thinking about it. :)

Would you ever get undressed in public?

no~~~~

would you ever paint your room pink just cause your kids like the idea?

My room? No!

Would you ever go on a personal quest?

my whole life is a personal quest

would you ever get too personal with someone you just met?

I think i often do


Would you ever give someone you love a symbolic gift?

you mean like a dildo?? LOL

would you?

Yep I would.

Would you ever let your friends do "body shots" off your SO?

Sure, I know it'd just be innocent fun.

Would you ever let a complete stranger take nudes of you?

Actually, did that once. Wife and I were at a nudist resort hiking the trails and taking pictures. When a jogger came by (also a nudist), we asked if he'd take one of the two of us together. He did. :D

(On a regular basis, though ... no.)

Would you ever leave nude pictures of yourself where other could see them (except in the Pixie forums, of course :D)

I doubt it. As interesting as it could make an evening, I'm much too shy for that. I need to be dragged kicking and screaming everywhere. Well, ok, maybe not dragged, but at least nudged!

Would you ever make fun of someone that left nekid pictures of themselves within plain sight?

If it was a friend? Hell yeah. They'd never live it down. ;)


Would you ever pick your nose in public if you had a reason?

Heavens no! I'd sooner chop my nose off!

Would you ever adjust your underwear in public?

Yep, so long as it's subtle. I wouldn't be crotch digging and wiggling all over the place.


Would you masturbate in front of a work superior for a raise or bonus?

Yikes...I've never really thought about it!

Not with my current boss.

Would you offer a raise or bonus to a worker that reports to you in exchange for them masturbating in front of you?

I can't imagine doing that ... although .... er ... nah ... I wouldn't ... :D :D

Would you cross the road just to get to the other side?

Sure, what the heck!

Would you ever tell your neighbor "I think I'll buy your house just so I can sit in the driveway and look at my house!"?

Erm.. if it was a nicer house, sure. But it's not.

Would you ever invite a big group over for a dinner party, and then purposly not be home when it's time for it?

No way! They'd wait around until I arrived and then kill me!

Would you ever consider becoming a forest ranger, in one of those lookout towers?

Ugh, nope, no way. Too boring. And, no computer.

Would you prefer to under go brain surgery, or ignore the problem?

I'm not a fan of surgery, but if it could save my life I would risk it.

Would you ever wear something your S/O objected to?

Yeah, I wear what I want, and unless they had a legit reason for not wanting me to wear it, I'd do it.

Would you ever invite a group of people over and make something totally disgusting for dinner just to watch their reactions?

Not intentionally, but there was the ugly incident with the one and only time I made crab legs...

Would you ever tell your host that the meal was terrible?