the father unlocked the chastity belt.

As if that weren't enough ...

As if that weren't enough ... the mother walked over to take it off.



Looking at the prize.............

Looking at the prize.........he started to feel weak in the knees.

"Oh my gosh," he said, adding, " ....

"Oh my gosh," he said, adding, " This is one kinky family"


The mother replied, " Kid just move.................

The mother replied, " Kid just move ... closer or get out of the way!"

When it comes to straight talk, ...

When it comes to straight talk, ...the boyfriend was clueless.




Taking the mother up on her offer he..........................

Removed her bra and kissed and fondled her breasts.


As a prelude to dinner....

As a prelude to dinner ... mom thought desert would be best served before the main course.

She then decided to ...

She then decided to ... have him first.

Immediately, she walked over to him and ...

Immediately, she walked over to him and ... slapped his face.


"Just to let you know............................"

Just to let you know ... I'm going to be basically alone from Thursday night until Sunday night.

It's going to feel strange ...

It's going to feel strange... being home alone isn't it?

DB should ...

BD should enjoy himself.

I so need a ...

I so need a ...good night sleep tonight




In keeping with that...........

In keeping with that ... off to bed you go young man!

Once he got to bed ....