Too much water in me and too little sleep

the Pirates At World's End popcorn tin.

An upset stomach and lots of problems.

some Tums & a shoulder^^^

Hugs for osuche.

Oh - I am good. I just like to whine sometimes. I love you guys, though. Thanks. :)

do you want a little cheese with that :roflmao:

a greased, formerly squeaky wheel

Sure. I am addicted to brie recently. :p

Right now I have a sun poisoning rash all over my body...my newest thing to whine about. So much for that SPF 45. :p

mmmmmmm a craving for brie with dried cranberries, and walnuts, drizzled with honey

...to achieve something with my day. It's been so unproductive so far...

A thick, hard, horny cock and a hunger for wet panties.

Oh man, I think WI is contagious!!! :yikes:

Must be some sort of virus. :D

It's Lilithitis :D

Hmmmm, would that be treated orally or by injection?

I've got an urge to nap

yes, simultaneously

Well it's nice to finally put a name to it after having it so long. ;)

a medical degree from F.U.C.K.University

A hot cuppa tea and dinner in the oven

Would you mind tutoring me? :D

Ice cream that Boog dished up.....................Thanks Babe!!!!

Sunflower seeds. :shrug:

To get a new pen for my checkbook.

A sore chest and tight shoulders

a new friend who is a roller derby chick

lots of hope for better days ahead

A hug for (((((maddy)))))

A cold beer

..too many blessings in my life to count on two hands and feet.

A loaded dick and no-one to fire it at.

Mrs OF's home tomorrow night after catching "Phantom of the Opera" in Melbourne.

No, not the Florida one.

An introduction so long as I can use trainer wheels?

Does that mean Mrs. OF gets a big bang tomarrow?! :D

Does the word Alamagordo ring a bell?

A libido the size of Texas ;)

A properly functioning mouse now that I gave it a good cleaning. :p


and a similarly sized libido as osuche mentioned ............ but a sex life more the size of Rhode Island. :boohoo:

Clean carpets :)

To get my butt in gear.

...a 5K walk Thursday evening with 21 other people from work through downtown...why do they schedule these things in August?

authorization to proceed with some leasing