had an ear infection
decorating
turned down a night out wiv da boys coa my ear was killing me



3 things you want to get done this weekend

wanna cum
wanna go watch pompey
wanna have a few beers


3 things that get you horny

lingerie
hard nipples
wet pussy

3 things that your mum told you never to do

Use sex as a weapon with your S/O
Go in Debt
Live in fear

3 things you wish you could change about your appearance

1) do not lick metal posts in the winter
2) do not dog ear books
3) never forget your history

Three implusive things you have done recently?

booked a holiday
went sick
had a kebab on the way home fri night/sat morning


3 things you would like to get done before the end of this year

Bought some DVDs of old movies
Congratulate campingboy on his 2,000th post (right now, in fact :))
Cuddle close to my wife and initiated some tender moments.

Three things you need to do around the house.

finish painting the bathroom
hang the washing out
make my dinner (wife is at work today lol)



3 things you said that you regretted

I once told my wife that when I first met here if it wasnt for the fact I knew here firend I wouldnt have looked twice at her because her hair was soooooooo short


I once told a joke to a friend of my wife - How do you know when your wife is dead - the sex is the same but theres truck loads of washing. she dragged me out the pub and told me that his wife had dies 2 weeks ago

I once said to a girl in a pub wearing a baseball cap, is that one of those with the fake hair hanging out (she was on chmeotherapy and it was) she was absoultely fabulous and delighted in the look on my face when she showed and told me

3 things you wish youd said when you had the chance

Can I have your phone number
Can I take the penalty
Can you come back to my place


3 things you wanted to say to your mum

I love you, I love you, I love you...oh and thanks, but that's 4

Three movie stars you would like to have sex with.