She moaned as waves of pleasure swept over her like a morning tide over a beach.

Her muscles tightened ...

Her muscles tightened... until he couldn't breathe

That will teach him to ...

That will teach him to ... develop his neck muscles.

Tongue tag ....

Tongue tag is only a wrestling match of the mouth.

Vaginas are........

Vaginas are........feel good when they are shaved smooth as silk.

Cocks are..........

Cocks are ... best inserted hard. :rolleyes:

Today I'm going to ...

Today I'm going to help her with her orgasms.



First, the zipper must...........

First, the zipper must come down so the big boy can be released.


Her eyes got big and her mouth....

Her eyes got big and her mouth ... fell open.

That was all the invitation ...

That was all the invitation she needed to grab hold and smother it with kisses.

She played.....

She played ... with it until it erupted with a mighty blast.

Laughing at the mess ...

Laughing at the mess ...he asked "Whats for dessert?"

She smiled and said.....

She smiled and said ... there's always room for jello!

With that she went to the fridge and got some jello and then ...

With that she went to the fridge and got some jello and then ... said, "How about creme' de la jello?"

Never one to turn down a lady, ...

Never one to turn down a lady, ...with her legs wide open,

He took...