What you do when you cut off your finger while cutting onions?

A hill billy with a mullet, a possum, and a beanie baby

Q: What does a Female hill billy look for when her lover comes a callin?


A; Chicken , weedeater , & whipcream

What is Liliths turn to cut the grass? >>SHIT LOOK OUT FOR THE POULTRY<<<


A You didn't use enough lube

What is the reason if your entrance door is squeaking? :D:D

Leather gloves, protection glasses and a fire extinguisher

What do you bring with you to screw a hot little devil?

Rubber Chicken, red nose and extra large condoms

What do you find in a clowns big, baggy pants?

A mute button

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What is missing at my wife´s body? :(:D

A mute button and an emergency brake

What is a Vibrator of the future.

Bite marks on a thigh....

What happens when you get a blowjob for a really drunk blind girl?

Jelly, jam and marshmallows

What do you have to clean out of your car after parking with the smuckers brothers?

Turkish coins, a yarmukle, and a toad

What's in the pockets of a Jewish guy at a Turkish whorehouse?

Lima beans and a purple vibrator.

What are the magic ingredients to make Jacks Bean stalk?

A joint, a flying carpet, and a box of donuts.

After smoking the first one, you feel like your flying on this and you really need to eat this?

Crabs, lobsters and Diet Coke

What is a bad case of the "crabs" given to a lobster who was high on diet coke?


a mop, a janitor and eyeglasses.

What is a husband working on the "honey dos" while trying to read?

Ooooo ... it's so sticky.