My mother can drive someone nuts in under 2 hours. ;)

I learned the French word for snow. :D

I spent a lot of the past few days sleeping! :p

that i can not be relied upon to remember the exact type of filter that's supposed to go in our fridge.

A fridge has a filter? :D

To NEVER come between a woman's hair or her shoes!!!

Not to open oyur mouth when you're furiously multi-tasking

sodaklostsoul, of course they do. How else do you know what end to light them?

I learned that today was PF's birthday. :yikes:

Heck, it's probably too late to send him that yacht to play with in the lake, now. :(

when you have the fancy shmansy one that gives you water and ice right out the freezer door, and a well they draw that water from, they do. :p

That doesn't leave much left to cum on. :confused:

Come on Eileen?

Eileen Dover :confused:

Ya, and Jack M Hoff was there.

Today I learned that even being frank with my mom doesn't get me very far