The good news is tonight is gonna ROCK!

The bad news is I won't be there to see it ROCK

The good news is you can hop on a plane.

The bad news is ... I think they make you sit down and fasten your seat belt. I don't think they let you hop.









(Sorry, I just couldn't resist. :))

The good news is we're surrounded by comedians.

The bad news is ... hmmmm ... I forget what the bad news is. :D

THe good news is we should do away with all bad news!

The bad news is someone is always figuring out what the bad news is. :(

The good news is that I have off today! :)

The bad news is I have to go to work and can't stay here and play :(

The good news is that you'll be back!

The bad news is we have to endure the time until she does get off. :(

The good news is it won't be long now until she's back!

The bad news is I missed all the fun.

The good news is you can make your own fun ;)