Whenever I think of a Pixie ... I have warm feelings.

Whenever I think of sex ...

Whenever I think of sex ... I feel tingly all over. :D

These tingles make me...

These tingles make me ... a bit obvious if they happen at a swimming pool.

Unlined white swimming suits ...

Unlined white swimming suits ... look better on a lady than a man.

Shrinkage usually happens ...

Shrinkage usually happens ... when it gets cold.

Aspirin are good for ...

Asprin are good for ... lots more than headaches or so my doctor tells me.

I usually take an asprin whenever ...

I usually take an asprin whenever ... I've got a headache.

I usually get a headache when ...

I usually get headaches when ... I don't get enough sex

This week, sex has been ...

This week, sex has been my favorite three-letter word. :)

Jumping for joy ...

Jumping for joy ... this week will be as good as last week ^^

Sex is best when...

Sex is best when...your not alone!



Masturbation works wonders as

Masturbation works wonders as ... a means of relieving stress.

Oral sex is best when ...

Oral sex is best when ... you can return the favor

Giving is always better than receiving when ...

Giving is always better than receiving when ... you can see the joy in your partners eyes afterwards.

Love is ...

Love is ever changing with the times




One dark night.................