Tonight, for the first time this week, I have nothing scheduled.

Scheduled events are usually held on weekends.

Weekends can be packed!

Packed and ready to go is how I feel ... if only I didn't need to shovel the snow and run some errands. :(

Errands can be a pain in the arse. :(

Arse up in the air! :hot:

Air seems to be an important part of breathing. :spin:

Breathing is essential if we want to survive.

Survive and be happy.

Happy people are nice to have around.

Around here, that's certainly true! :thumbs:

True measures help us understand.

"Understand what you're talking about before engaging your mouth," is good advice for anyone. :boink:

Anyone can learn to swim.

Swim like you never swam before.

Before you leave, clean up your mess.

Mess with me, and you’ll be in trouble.

Trouble seems to follow me. :(

"Me and You and Everyone We Know" is the title of a 2005 film.

Film can get damaged if left in the sun.

Buns buttered

buttered toast Mmmmm!

Toast marshmellows

Marshmallow icing

Icing a cake

Cake mix

Mix ingredients

Ingredients list

List everything

Everything else

Else, surrender.

Surrender freedom

Freedom fighters

Fighters trained

Trained seals

Seals [of] approval

... yeah, I cheated! So sue me!

Approval excepted

Accepted nomination

Nomination refused