Once he got close to her ... he realized she was a ewe! :yikes:

Calling Aqua ....

Calling Aqua ... for advice seemed like the thing to do.

Suddenly the phone rang...

Suddenly the phone rang ... like Big Ben at noon.

Covering my ears ...

Covering my ears ... I quickly ran outside.

When I got there ...

When I got there ... I discovered it was my cell phone. :rolleyes2

Since it was still ringing ...

Since it was still ringing...I hit it a few more times with my bat.


So there I was soaking wet and hot........

So there I was soaking wet and hot..... with persperation!

When out of nowhere....

When out of nowhere.....a maiden with a towel came to dry me off.


Both of us naked we then......

Both of us were naked when we jumped into the lake.

Bystanders were amazed ...

Bystanders were amazed ... because the lake was nearly empty due to the drought

When we hit bottom...

When we hit bottom...there'll be plenty of room for next spring's rains.

Rains are something ...

Rains are something ... we need to enjoy.

Sex in the rain ...

Sex in the rain can cool your ardour.

However sex on the beach....

However sex on the beach....can be gritty unless you're careful.

Sunsets add a touch of ...

Sunsets add a touch of ... perfect lighting.

You can enjoy sunsets best when ...